Devon McBride Ω Death

On no! Tragedy has struck! My block of flats is going condo, which means I either have to move or buy a place and I'm not buying a place. That's much too permanent.

In anticipation of forcing my friends and employees to help me move (Kidding. Mostly. Maybe.), I started going through my closets. I have far too much stuff, so we're going to play a game called Who Wants Devon's Stuff. Seriously, free for the taking.

Let's start with a fine green shirt, a ukelele, some blue suede shoes, a book of Robert Frost's poetry, and a grade-school model of the solar system. Any takers?

( Caretakers )

( Hunter Mitchell, Tyler Rhone, Topher Strange, Annabel Tavern )

( Caretakers )

Little Neil is a very clever kitten, but a terrible host. I thought he was just hunting spiders or dust bunnies last night, but instead I woke up to him dropping a very irritated dead rat on my chest. Well, dead in a sense, given that he was just a rat skeleton in a black robe.

The poor little fella was looking for DEATH, not Death, and just got the wrong address. It happens a lot - I get that guy's mail all the time. I gave DoR a bit of cheese and sent him on his way, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to have a talk with that cat about the difference between prey and guests in case this happens again.

This isn't relevant to anything really, other than showing how peachy keen the world is. Aren't people fascinating?

Holiday llama costumes. Yes. HOLIDAY. LLAMA. COSTUMES. I'm so entering next year.

A big hello to all the ladies, gentlemen, gods, monsters, and anthropomorphic personifications out there!

Apparently if I'm going to start nagging people who work for me use this more I have to use it too. That's fair, except I still want to say, 'hey, no fair!'. Turnabout, huh?

It's okay, really. I should connect with more people anyway. I know I have some family on here (yes, Lizzy, I'm e-stalking you) and my other half might have some family here too. Death's siblings are always turning up in interesting places.

For those who don't know me, I'm Devon McBride, director of the Caretaking Department for the Agency. If you have any problems with your caretakers you can come to me, although I can't imagine you would, they're all pretty great, and I'm not just saying that. They work hard. Give your caretaker a hug next time you see them.

( Peachy keen! )